Hey ladies!
Looking to attract that guy who will use you, spend your money and probably dump you for someone else? Well you've come to the right place! I'll give you step by step instructions on how to attract that perfect scumbag!
STEP ONE!
Facebook status! Don't put something in it like "Rachel is sleeping" NOOOOO thats no fun! Put a little pizzazzzzzzzzz in that status!
Here are all real examples that you can use to attract doucebag and look classy while doing so.
1) Rachel took a purity test and it turns out she is no angel *wink* actually, she is far from it ;)
2) Rachel is Charlotte during the day, and Samanatha at night ;) rawr
3) Rachel wants to get WASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ;) ;) ;)
*A wink emoticon is essential in attracting a douce
*Always make yourself look loose and available
*Always make sure you portray yourself as the girl a guy would never wanna take home to meet mama!
*Who cares if you look like an easy slutty whore right? Girl Power!
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3 comments:
what if I were to write "Liz is sex on fire"?
you would wanna put that in your status, you lil' minx you.
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