Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Tomorrows (Unlikely but yet almost likely) Headlines

MCCAIN WINS WITH 100% OF THE POPULAR VOTE!

MCCAIN WINS: World declares war on U.S.A

MCCAIN WINS: Suicide rates at an all-time high!

MCCAIN WINS: Palin says "oh gosh golly hey- i knew we could do it!"

MCCAIN WINS: World In Dispair

MCCAIN WINS: Riots ensue

MCCAIN WINS: Canadian boarder is overcrowded with American "refugees"

1 comment:

LizaDo said...

haha. now i almost wish he'd won.